Testimonials

Before I met the no nut team I was lost. I called in on the verge of breaking and was able to speak with Nutless Nicholas. To say he jacked the urge to splooge right out of me would be an understatement. I am now free for the first time in my life. Thank you Nutless Nicholas!!

-Hugh Jass

I had lost my family, my house, my job, and my kids. As a last resort I called the No Nut Hotline. What I found was beyond my wildest wet dreams. Groin Guardian Gary (G3) was my angel I did not know I needed. Now I have my life back, he got me everything I lost and more. Thank you G3 from the bottom of my heart!

-A. S. Muncher

I was about to coom, let me tell you. I was about to cum cum. Seconds before the deed was done I heard Kant Kum Kevin's haunting voice enter my ear hole. Within seconds I knew in my soul what he would have done to me if I had finished that last stroke. KKK saved my life and I will never be able to repay my debt.

-Ben Dover