Meet Our Experts
Here to help with any urges you may have. Our experts are always on standby.
Introducing Our Founders
Bryan (No Nut) Gabel
Much can be said about one of our founding members. They say to this day he has yet to nut.
Katherine Can Not-Nut (AKA The diversity hire)
A testiment to another of our founders. She has seen all and konows all that you have done. None shall be spared.
Contact: katherine@donotnut.com
Our Committed Staff
Nut Specialists
Dalton (Big D)
Make no mistake this man might have a big D but he by no means knows how to use it. Nutting is the last thing on his mind. You can have confidence in Big D.
Nutless Nicholas
A professional in all aspects of life, nutting included. No nut slips by this man. If you team with him, be prepared.
Kant Kum Kevin
This man will stare through your soul. Should any part of it consider the nut, he will know. And you will not be safe.
Chris Lan-deez Nutz
A smile you can trust, his nuts have never touched another person's face. Cum to him with your worst urges.
Donkey D Dom
They say he used to crash porn sets to save the actors from their life of mistakes. A real hero to all.
Jackless Jerry
A mystery to all. Although you might not know him, he knows you. If you fail, you better hide.
Groin Guardian Gary
Memorize this face well, should you nut, G3 will ensure this is the last expression you ever make.
Cum Boi Brian
Shameless Shane aka The Edge Lord
This man knows a thing or two about edging. Next time you are on the edge, you will find yourself in capable hands.
Nut-ologist
Salted Nuts Spencer
Cum Boi Brian
Ty-Try to make me nut Tyler
Sphincter Sucking Sabian
A big heart with a bigger appetite. Don't hide anything from this man, he'll suck the secrets right out.