Statistics

Please enjoy our multitude of reasons to continue the fight.

We have found a direct correlation between no nut and happiness. As you can see, happiness exponentially increases as nutting decreases.

I would evaluate the above image. This shows the country with the highest level of happiness is none other than... Yes, No Nut Land. Let that sink in next time you reach for your wang while wallowing in a dark room surrounded by cheap thrills and short lived highs.

Here we see the top new years resolution. Unfortunately, not nutting always seems to top the charts. Yet each year it seems we move further and further from the solution. Take our dry, nutless hands to salvation. This year, it could be you. Stay strong. Stay nutless.

Dick size is BIG. Let it sink in.

Think of all that could be accomplished with all of this additional time in your life. Thank us later.